My Bulletproof Mask Shall Not Fail Me This Holiday Season

All I want this year for Christmas is a really weird looking wooden cross eyed nippleless skydiving baby Jesus statue that looks like it's been covered in barbeque sauce and looks freakishly like Gary Shandling and has legs as thick as a canned ham... and I don't think I'm the only one.

I'm convinced. Gary Shandling is the second coming of Christ. Check out this image. Am I rite? Wait. Gary Shandling is a Jew... This might cause problems. Jihad problems!

Off to the family in the northlands tomorrow... Good Christmas to all...